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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am, #241531
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am, #231760
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm, #231598
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm, #229589
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229178
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229177
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229122
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm, #229121

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am, #229054
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm, #229032
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am, #229010
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am, #229003
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm, #250147
What do you mean? An African or a European s******?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am, #242307
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm, #231090

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm, #231071
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm, #230992
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm, #230991
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am, #230977

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am, #230941
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm, #230938
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm, #230937
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm, #230934
Nih!


SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat


TAGS: sunshade hats
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Chef - May 4, 2010, 7:12 pm, #174647
It is unfortunate that this guy is probably the BRAINS of his posse!
Koradan - November 6, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134596
File this under "DEE de DEEEEEE" TURN THE d*** HAT AROUND, DOUCHE!!!!
IllicoPresto - September 4, 2009, 12:20 am, #114861
If it's been done before, i neversaw it.
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm, #114836
I think Airman had it, very similar concept.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:53 pm, #114831
To quote a famous motifaker... I don't get it.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:48 pm, #114823
*thing (not this)
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:47 pm, #114822
If it was the second this you said, I'd expect you to already be domniating the big board already -- you know you wanna.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm, #114820
Either this has been done recently, or I'm Nostradamusin' the fuuk outta this site.


LITTLE OLD LADY -


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am, #225443
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm, #225382
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm, #225349
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm, #243991
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm, #207347
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #207071
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm, #207066
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245232
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236787
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm, #237629
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am, #237624
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am, #236268
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm, #236188
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm, #236183
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250108
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm, #233491
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


OM NOM NOM NOM - nom nom nom


TAGS: cat
Rating: 3.38/5
Jackers - January 30, 2009, 12:34 am, #55793
I haz plenty toof-piks
Dustin Marthington - October 2, 2008, 9:06 pm, #25215
i can haz kaktuz?!
brock0lee - August 20, 2008, 10:09 pm, #15813
i hope it effs itself up


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm, #233827
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm, #233383

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am, #233379

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am, #233373
better give 5L or else...


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm, #154206
Been done, and anonymous...


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


Demotivation -




GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152844
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm, #92395
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm, #214545
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm, #214524
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm, #188943
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm, #188910
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188907

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm, #188903
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm, #188896
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm, #188894
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm, #188890
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm, #188889
ROR! 5L


FEED ME - Or I eat him.


TAGS: fat cat
Rating: 4.67/5
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 11:39 am, #228352
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 . . . :D
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:49 pm, #228196
LOL!!!


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony a***ogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am, #257418
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm, #230431
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm, #209362
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am, #176865
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm, #126398
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm, #126396
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm, #87921
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am, #76368
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm, #71620
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm, #47191
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am, #30691
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am, #30654
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm, #30466
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #115841
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm, #115735
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm, #115582
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm, #115019
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm, #115018
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am, #114983
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am, #114972
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am, #114971
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am, #114970

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am, #114968
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am, #238634
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am, #238629
LMAO


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am, #243996
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm, #241117
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am, #238994
lol


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

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epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.69/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm, #240944
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm, #183304
Looks a bit like 100064


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225224
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am, #225210
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm, #225206
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm, #225204
lol x 5²


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm, #135049
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am, #111877
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111297
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111295
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am, #111290
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am, #111282
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am, #111257
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am, #104836
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm, #231428
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.36/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240138
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am, #239282
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am, #238888
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am, #238885
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am, #229773
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.9/5

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm, #234549
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm, #234548
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm, #234543

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm, #234527
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm, #222436
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am, #222417
This is good, thanks for the funny.


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm, #226533
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm, #226531
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm, #248513
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #248502

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm, #239062
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


MATH GEEK - If you understand the joke I have bad news for you


TAGS: math geek
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by DLM4

yup - October 15, 2012, 3:18 pm, #239975
Late but, the i is a symbol for an unreal number and pi is an irrational number
birddseedd - December 19, 2011, 11:58 am, #226727
I can convert pi to hexadecimal in my head... but i dont get the joke, those that do. please explain?
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:53 am, #183091

against geeks?
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:51 pm, #173782
i get it. i just don't think its funny
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2010, 11:41 pm, #172788
I get the joke, and I know the bad news. I'm so nerdy I know the only way I'm getting any is to pay for it.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 8:53 am, #172519
Don't feel nerdy. This is basic math. :crazy:
Bakstabr - April 20, 2010, 8:50 am, #172517
The worst part is I know exactly what this joke is.......I feel nerdy.


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


I HAVE NO LIFE - and I can PROVE it mathematically.


TAGS: math joke pun
Rating: 4.29/5

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SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by kc0vbl

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240139
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm, #238841
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm, #238825
lol


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am, #242579
*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239268
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202922
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am, #202893
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am, #202892
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am, #202882
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm, #193458
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm, #193453
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #193437
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm, #193425
I love owl posters...5L


ATTITUDE - It's all a question of perspective...


TAGS: attitude
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

THEBRAT - June 21, 2011, 8:43 pm, #220386
Well, thx bud... I'm not done I have lots more coming...lol
house - June 21, 2011, 8:39 pm, #220385
Nicely Done - excellent 1st post. 5L


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm, #239619
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm, #239617
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm, #239612
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm, #237179
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm, #215225
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am, #243318
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am, #243316
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am, #243315
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm, #224775
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm, #224127
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am, #224124
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:47 pm, #253703
yup...almost


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm, #179793
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by mattb

Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm, #108329
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm, #66381
LOL


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm, #246523
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm, #239236
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237106
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm, #222805
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm, #222791

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm, #222777
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222776
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm, #222775
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm, #222774
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222771
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am, #222767
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am, #222743
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am, #222737
true for every country. 5


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm, #244063
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am, #244060
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am, #231279
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am, #231226
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am, #231225

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231110
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am, #230970
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230451
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230424
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am, #230416
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm, #230398
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm, #230387
challenge accepted


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am, #224469
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am, #224466
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm, #224465
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am, #227049
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm, #227036
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm, #226920
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am, #226892
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am, #226890
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am, #226889
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am, #226127
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm, #226081

i want !


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #224580

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm, #224579
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am, #224571
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am, #224569
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am, #224568
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm, #224565
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm, #224563

what the.....


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by shoulders

Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm, #231496
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm, #231489
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm, #231464
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am, #231454
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #231331
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm, #231330
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226074
Cubbybears new job!


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218815
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am, #218806
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am, #218799
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am, #218798
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am, #218790
sounds like fun


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am, #229924
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am, #229487
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm, #229276
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


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